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    11/10 at 10:11
    Will Malpass
    • Aug 31, 2019
    • 2 min

    11/10 at 10:11

    I am Andrew Matheson, high school biology teacher. Everything will change for me November 10th, at 10:11 am. That is the day and time...
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    Answers
    Will Malpass
    • Jul 25, 2019
    • 3 min

    Answers

    The air is still reverberating with George's questions about the incomprehensible paradoxes the SSG precipitates. For a long moment...
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    Questions
    Will Malpass
    • Jun 30, 2019
    • 3 min

    Questions

    I am Andrew Matheson, and I am enjoying a grilled chicken sandwich in a sunlit conference room just down a short hallway from the Small...
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    Andrew Matheson Reacts
    Will Malpass
    • Jun 21, 2019
    • 2 min

    Andrew Matheson Reacts

    "Give us a minute to get over there and get you out of that gear, Andrew." Aaron Mackenzie, billionaire mad scientist, calls through the...
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    The Darkness Reacts
    Will Malpass
    • May 5, 2019
    • 2 min

    The Darkness Reacts

    She stands upon the scorched hilltop and looks down at the blood-soaked altar below her. Dozens of smoldering rodent corpses cover the...
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    Upon the Higher Plane
    Will Malpass
    • Apr 27, 2019
    • 4 min

    Upon the Higher Plane

    I feel like I'm exploding. Everything is disintegrating all around me and inside me. I have become utterly disconnected from my previous...
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    The Fun House
    Will Malpass
    • Apr 20, 2019
    • 3 min

    The Fun House

    "And finally, here we are! Welcome to the Fun House, Andrew!" Aaron leads me down a short stairway and shows me through yet another...
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    The Hidden Ones
    Will Malpass
    • Mar 31, 2019
    • 2 min

    The Hidden Ones

    I'm Andrew Matheson, former high school biology teacher, now turned conspiracy theory wacko nut job. That's the conclusion most of you...
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    Sister Medusa
    Will Malpass
    • Feb 2, 2019
    • 3 min

    Sister Medusa

    "Never utter my son's real name again, under any circumstances! Do you understand me, you simpering moron?" Brother Baphomet's irate...
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    The Armadillo Works
    Will Malpass
    • Jan 2, 2019
    • 3 min

    The Armadillo Works

    "Welcome, Andrew! This is it!" Aaron gestures to a cluster of four large, low buildings nestled among a grove of live oaks in a quiet...
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    On Board
    Will Malpass
    • Jan 1, 2019
    • 2 min

    On Board

    My name is Andrew Matheson, and I'm having kind of an unusual day. Um, for example, I think maybe I just quit my job as a high school...
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    Plan B
    Will Malpass
    • Dec 23, 2018
    • 2 min

    Plan B

    "I don't know if I can learn this stuff, buddy." Aaron Mackenzie cradles his head in his hands. "And this is just stinking freshman...
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    Secret Meeting
    Will Malpass
    • Dec 8, 2018
    • 3 min

    Secret Meeting

    It's late. A thin man wearing a hoodie is standing in the shadows in an alleyway outside a nondescript steel door. His hood swings slowly...
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    The Fittest
    Will Malpass
    • Nov 24, 2018
    • 3 min

    The Fittest

    My name is Andrew Matheson, and I used to be a high school biology teacher. To listen to me now, most of you will probably conclude I'm a...
    56 views0 comments
    Hold Your Breath
    Will Malpass
    • Nov 21, 2018
    • 3 min

    Hold Your Breath

    This is Andrew Matheson again. I need to share a secret with you, but I think it's going to upset you greatly. So I'm trying to think of...
    51 views0 comments
    The Peppered Moth
    Will Malpass
    • Nov 18, 2018
    • 2 min

    The Peppered Moth

    "Which brings me to Biston betularia, the peppered moth, a real celebrity among Order Lepidoptera, because its story provides one of the...
    36 views0 comments
    Loose Cannons
    Will Malpass
    • Nov 17, 2018
    • 1 min

    Loose Cannons

    My name is Andrew Matheson, and up until about a year ago, I was a ninth-grade biology teacher. Now I think I might be evolving into one...
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