11/10 at 10:11
I am Andrew Matheson, high school biology teacher. Everything will change for me November 10th, at 10:11 am. That is the day and time...
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Will Malpass
- Jul 25, 2019
- 3 min
Answers
The air is still reverberating with George's questions about the incomprehensible paradoxes the SSG precipitates. For a long moment...
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Will Malpass
- Jun 30, 2019
- 3 min
Questions
I am Andrew Matheson, and I am enjoying a grilled chicken sandwich in a sunlit conference room just down a short hallway from the Small...
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Will Malpass
- Jun 21, 2019
- 2 min
Andrew Matheson Reacts
"Give us a minute to get over there and get you out of that gear, Andrew." Aaron Mackenzie, billionaire mad scientist, calls through the...
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Will Malpass
- May 5, 2019
- 2 min
The Darkness Reacts
She stands upon the scorched hilltop and looks down at the blood-soaked altar below her. Dozens of smoldering rodent corpses cover the...
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Will Malpass
- Apr 27, 2019
- 4 min
Upon the Higher Plane
I feel like I'm exploding. Everything is disintegrating all around me and inside me. I have become utterly disconnected from my previous...
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Will Malpass
- Apr 20, 2019
- 3 min
The Fun House
"And finally, here we are! Welcome to the Fun House, Andrew!" Aaron leads me down a short stairway and shows me through yet another...
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Will Malpass
- Mar 31, 2019
- 2 min
The Hidden Ones
I'm Andrew Matheson, former high school biology teacher, now turned conspiracy theory wacko nut job. That's the conclusion most of you...
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Will Malpass
- Feb 2, 2019
- 3 min
Sister Medusa
"Never utter my son's real name again, under any circumstances! Do you understand me, you simpering moron?" Brother Baphomet's irate...
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Will Malpass
- Jan 2, 2019
- 3 min
The Armadillo Works
"Welcome, Andrew! This is it!" Aaron gestures to a cluster of four large, low buildings nestled among a grove of live oaks in a quiet...
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Will Malpass
- Jan 1, 2019
- 2 min
On Board
My name is Andrew Matheson, and I'm having kind of an unusual day. Um, for example, I think maybe I just quit my job as a high school...
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Will Malpass
- Dec 23, 2018
- 2 min
Plan B
"I don't know if I can learn this stuff, buddy." Aaron Mackenzie cradles his head in his hands. "And this is just stinking freshman...
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Will Malpass
- Dec 8, 2018
- 3 min
Secret Meeting
It's late. A thin man wearing a hoodie is standing in the shadows in an alleyway outside a nondescript steel door. His hood swings slowly...
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Will Malpass
- Nov 24, 2018
- 3 min
The Fittest
My name is Andrew Matheson, and I used to be a high school biology teacher. To listen to me now, most of you will probably conclude I'm a...
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Will Malpass
- Nov 21, 2018
- 3 min
Hold Your Breath
This is Andrew Matheson again. I need to share a secret with you, but I think it's going to upset you greatly. So I'm trying to think of...
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Will Malpass
- Nov 18, 2018
- 2 min
The Peppered Moth
"Which brings me to Biston betularia, the peppered moth, a real celebrity among Order Lepidoptera, because its story provides one of the...
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Will Malpass
- Nov 17, 2018
- 1 min
Loose Cannons
My name is Andrew Matheson, and up until about a year ago, I was a ninth-grade biology teacher. Now I think I might be evolving into one...
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Will Malpass
- Jan 12, 2018
- 3 min
Captain Teslow Gets Read In
The past, like the future, is indefinite and exists only as a spectrum of possibilities. Stephen Hawking Captain Matthew Teslow, United...
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Will Malpass
- Dec 26, 2017
- 2 min
Secret Agents of the Illuminati
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. Joseph Heller, Catch-22 I've been keeping a low profile lately, ever...
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Will Malpass
- Dec 15, 2017
- 3 min
Conspiracy Revealed!
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. Joseph Heller, Catch-22 Maybe what I'm about to tell you is true, or...
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