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    Dinosaurs Are Real!
    Will Malpass
    • Jul 13, 2018
    • 2 min

    Dinosaurs Are Real!

    Dinosaur fans, I think I made a math error in my last entry here on THE MAIN THING, in which I claimed Dragons > Dinosaurs. (Tapping the...
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    What About Dragons?
    Will Malpass
    • Jul 6, 2018
    • 1 min

    What About Dragons?

    Look dinosaur fans, I don't want to start an unhealthy rivalry thing with you, but as the mathematicians might say, DRAGONS > dinosaurs....
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    Nanobots!
    Will Malpass
    • Jul 2, 2018
    • 1 min

    Nanobots!

    Do you know about nanobots? Nanobots are tiny robots that are small enough to be injected directly into the blood stream through a...
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    Advanced (S)Wordplay
    Will Malpass
    • Mar 9, 2018
    • 1 min

    Advanced (S)Wordplay

    Folks, I'm going to go out on a limb and say everybody enjoys tree puns as much as I do. No? Not so much? Hmm. What about rock puns?...
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    Something to Think About
    Will Malpass
    • Mar 6, 2018
    • 2 min

    Something to Think About

    It was French philosopher and Renaissance man René Descartes who famously said "Je pense, donc je suis," better known as "Cogito, ergo...
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    Overcoming Writer's Block
    Will Malpass
    • Mar 3, 2018
    • 2 min

    Overcoming Writer's Block

    Writer's block is the condition of being unable to think of what to write or how to proceed with writing. What can one do when writer's...
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    Tee Rex
    Will Malpass
    • Feb 16, 2018
    • 2 min

    Tee Rex

    Okay, okay, settle down now. Yes it's me, Will Malpass, renowned creator of THE MAIN THING, the blog that searches for reality's deeper...
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    A Series of Dogs
    Will Malpass
    • Feb 3, 2018
    • 2 min

    A Series of Dogs

    Life is a series of dogs. —Comedian George Carlin There's an old, goofy joke about an agnostic, dyslexic skeptic who doubted the...
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    Hallmark Holidays
    Will Malpass
    • Jan 30, 2018
    • 2 min

    Hallmark Holidays

    Readers, do you recall that my wife is also my editor? There is an important tradition in our family known as Gifting Season. Gifting...
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    It's Not Proof
    Will Malpass
    • Jan 16, 2018
    • 2 min

    It's Not Proof

    The scientific theorist is not to be envied. For Nature, or more precisely experiment, is an inexorable and not very friendly judge of...
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    Literal Versus Figurative
    Will Malpass
    • Jan 2, 2018
    • 2 min

    Literal Versus Figurative

    He literally glowed; without a word or a gesture of exultation a new well-being radiated from him and filled the little room. F. Scott...
    54 views0 comments
    Street Name Gonculator
    Will Malpass
    • Dec 11, 2017
    • 2 min

    Street Name Gonculator

    What's a gonculator? Good question. A gonculator is a significant calculating machine that accepts inputs, data, and requirements; uses...
    148 views0 comments
    How to Horrify Teenagers
    Will Malpass
    • Nov 30, 2017
    • 2 min

    How to Horrify Teenagers

    I'm a Junior ROTC teacher in a large public high school near Houston, Texas. Here's a picture of the school where I teach: Like Whitney...
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    Be Positive!
    Will Malpass
    • Nov 16, 2017
    • 1 min

    Be Positive!

    Two hydrogen atoms are enjoying frosty milkshakes at the soda shop. Suddenly one of the hydrogen atoms gasps. He begins looking around...
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    Why All the Mystery?
    Will Malpass
    • Nov 2, 2017
    • 2 min

    Why All the Mystery?

    I began this blog, THE MAIN THING, to share my ideas about Life's Big Truths. The True Nature of Reality. To discuss what the wisest...
    27 views0 comments
    Super Duper Powerful, Part 2
    Will Malpass
    • Oct 26, 2017
    • 2 min

    Super Duper Powerful, Part 2

    How much power do people have? What about a tiny newborn child? Physically, she has very little power—why, she can hardly support the...
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    Super Duper Powerful
    Will Malpass
    • Oct 23, 2017
    • 2 min

    Super Duper Powerful

    How much power does it take? That's today's topic here at THE MAIN THING. Scientifically speaking, power is a measurement of how much...
    17 views0 comments
    Friendly Advice to Help You Fully Enjoy the Rapidly Approaching End Times
    Will Malpass
    • Oct 16, 2017
    • 2 min

    Friendly Advice to Help You Fully Enjoy the Rapidly Approaching End Times

    Disclaimer: The following blog entry is pure speculation. For entertainment purposes only. The author is NOT a member of a secret society...
    36 views0 comments
    The End of the World
    Will Malpass
    • Oct 9, 2017
    • 1 min

    The End of the World

    So far, the true story of reality appears to have a beginning and a middle. We are currently experiencing the middle. Readers, I hope...
    29 views0 comments
    The Big Lie
    Will Malpass
    • Sep 25, 2017
    • 2 min

    The Big Lie

    Say, readers, why don't we have complete clarity on the true nature of reality? Why is "The Big Truth" so often shrouded in complicated...
    30 views0 comments
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