Will Malpass
New Decade's Resolutions
I'm taking the opportunity today, January 1, 2020, presents to tweak some of my lifestyle choices. Be it resolved in this new decade, I...
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Will Malpass
- Sep 24, 2018
- 1 min
Forest Trails
One of my favorite recreational activities is hiking along a forest trail on a cool, sunny morning. The peacefulness of the forest, the...
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Will Malpass
- Sep 9, 2018
- 2 min
Beyond Will
I went to my doctor's office the other day for a routine checkup. They're very modern there. They ask you to fill out your patient...
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Will Malpass
- Aug 30, 2018
- 2 min
Hawking Radiation
Scientists and mathematicians propose so many interesting, exotic ideas to explain the truth about reality, don't you agree? Here's a...
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Will Malpass
- Aug 25, 2018
- 2 min
What Do You Value?
"The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing." Stephen Covey I know logically there should only be one Main Thing, but in...
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Will Malpass
- Aug 14, 2018
- 2 min
The Plight of the Giant Swan
I was traveling recently in our nation's capital. During my visit, I had the opportunity to swing by the Thomas Jefferson Memorial,...
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Will Malpass
- Aug 8, 2018
- 2 min
Top Ten Tropes
Friends, do you know about tropes? Tropes are commonly used literary devices that provide context and familiarity to readers. Used...
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Will Malpass
- Aug 3, 2018
- 2 min
Running a Marathon
I confess I'm no athlete. I can't catch the ball, I can't throw the ball, I can't hit the ball with a 3-wood. I'm a bit overweight and...
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Will Malpass
- Jul 20, 2018
- 2 min
Space Is Curved!
Today is the 49th anniversary of the Apollo 11 lunar landing. On July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin touched down in the Sea of...
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Will Malpass
- Jul 13, 2018
- 2 min
Dinosaurs Are Real!
Dinosaur fans, I think I made a math error in my last entry here on THE MAIN THING, in which I claimed Dragons > Dinosaurs. (Tapping the...
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Will Malpass
- Jul 6, 2018
- 1 min
What About Dragons?
Look dinosaur fans, I don't want to start an unhealthy rivalry thing with you, but as the mathematicians might say, DRAGONS > dinosaurs....
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Will Malpass
- Jul 2, 2018
- 1 min
Nanobots!
Do you know about nanobots? Nanobots are tiny robots that are small enough to be injected directly into the blood stream through a...
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Will Malpass
- Jun 18, 2018
- 3 min
Order from Chaos
This is the fourth and final blog post in the "Squint" series. It's been longer than intended since I, Will Malpass, have posted fresh,...
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Will Malpass
- Apr 26, 2018
- 2 min
Life from Lifelessness
Another blog post from THE MAIN THING, the third in the "Squint" series. I'm still feeling cranky about the scientists. (Last time I...
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Will Malpass
- Apr 17, 2018
- 2 min
Light from Darkness
Another blog post from THE MAIN THING, the second in the "Squint" series. I'm troubled, readers. Well, it's the scientists again. They...
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Will Malpass
- Apr 16, 2018
- 2 min
Something from Nothing
Editor's note: Will begins a new series of posts today collectively called "Squint." The name refers to the technique sometimes used to...
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Will Malpass
- Mar 31, 2018
- 2 min
Come, Let Us Reason Together
Why can't we figure out what is real? Why does the true nature of reality elude us? Are we overlooking something that's right there in...
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Will Malpass
- Mar 31, 2018
- 1 min
What's the Plan?
Can we talk for a moment about this predicament in which we find ourselves? I mean, come on guys, haven't you noticed? Do you ever...
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Will Malpass
- Mar 20, 2018
- 3 min
Looks To Be About Thirty
I recently watched the Academy Award-winning animated movie Coco. Spoiler alert: It's good! (Editor's note: Will's a little confused on...
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Will Malpass
- Mar 16, 2018
- 2 min
Every Body Will Leave
Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed—in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last...
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