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    Captain Teslow Gets Read In
    Will Malpass
    • Jan 12, 2018
    • 3 min

    Captain Teslow Gets Read In

    The past, like the future, is indefinite and exists only as a spectrum of possibilities. Stephen Hawking Captain Matthew Teslow, United Stated Air Force, passed the authentication code to the cop on the other side of the glass window. He listened for the distinctive “beep-click” sound, then pulled back on the handle of the over-sized blast door. “Matty, is that you?” A voice called from within the dimly lit room that was emerging from behind the heavy blast door as it slowly
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    Secret Agents of the Illuminati
    Will Malpass
    • Dec 26, 2017
    • 2 min

    Secret Agents of the Illuminati

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. Joseph Heller, Catch-22 I've been keeping a low profile lately, ever since I described for you the highly-classified first test of an operational Tesla Singularity Generator. (Click the underlined link to read more about what really happened at Roswell, New Mexico in July 1947.) It's the Illuminati, of course. They don't want so-called "common folk" like you and me to know the truth. Well in my opinion, the trut
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    Conspiracy Revealed!
    Will Malpass
    • Dec 15, 2017
    • 3 min

    Conspiracy Revealed!

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. Joseph Heller, Catch-22 Maybe what I'm about to tell you is true, or maybe it's a completely made-up story. You be the judge. It's just lately I get the creepy feeling I'm being watched by secret agents of the Illuminati. The Illuminati have been monitoring me ever since I revealed the existence of the Tesla Singularity Generator. (Click the underlined link to read more about the TSG.) As you know, Nikola Tesla
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    Secret Societies
    Will Malpass
    • Sep 28, 2017
    • 1 min

    Secret Societies

    Have you heard about so-called secret societies? Simply put, secret societies are organizations whose members keep secrets from non-members. Here are some (ironically) well-known examples: Freemasons The Illuminati The Knights Templar The Bilderberg Society When I was teaching Air Force ROTC at Texas A&M University in the mid-nineties, there was alleged to be a secret "corps within the Corps" called the Swastika Club, or informally, the Stickers. I was asked to look into the
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    Collecting Wisdom
    Will Malpass
    • Aug 21, 2017
    • 2 min

    Collecting Wisdom

    Friends, I'm not only a sage philosopher, I'm an author too. My authoring specialty is titles of novels. Because everybody understands the TITLE is the most challenging part. And I like a challenge. Back years ago, when I was just getting my start in the novel-title-authoring game, I came up with a sweet little title that really, I think, established my brand. Right from the get-go, as they say. No question this little darling set me apart from the myriad throngs of other nov
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    Tippy Top Secrets
    Will Malpass
    • Jul 31, 2017
    • 2 min

    Tippy Top Secrets

    Dear reader, just so you know, there are some people who say I'm kind of a big deal. Demographically, these people tend to be congregated near insane asylums. But that's not important right now. What IS important is for you to understand I used to have an EXTREMELY HIGH security clearance issued by legal federal authorities of the United States of America. And back in the day I knew some super secrets that would either prove, or disprove, or add no additional insight whatsoev
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    Super Duper Novel Titles
    Will Malpass
    • Jul 11, 2017
    • 1 min

    Super Duper Novel Titles

    You may have observed I am an author. Perhaps you are unfamiliar with my body of work? Please do not be embarrassed. Do not feel a crippling sense of shame that you are not well read. You see up to now, the only things I have authored are the TITLES of novels I plan to write someday. Here is a mercifully brief list of possible future Pulitzer Prize contenders. Collecting Wisdom Collecting Wisdom II Faster and Funnier The Earth Man's Song Nooks and Crannies The Collected Essay
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